This week we are caught in the middle of an alien war while we discuss “The Red and the Black”! We’re talking the Backroom Boys’ evil observation lobby, how Krycek spends half his life handcuffed to things, wonder what the black oil tastes like, the medics being All Over Scully, talk about Mulder and Krycek’s storm-tossed relationship, and for some reason talk about Milf Manor a lot. We mourn the passing of the great American hero Quiet Willy, scold Spender for not letting his mom get burned up in a cult suicide, discover that Scully would be a great shin-kicker, Mulder’s military arrest punch card, and different species of alien emojis. Also, in a completely unsurprising plot development, the Cigarette Smoking Man is still alive?! To which we shrug and say: Yeah. We knew. We all knew.

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