Hold onto Uranus, because Carmen and John are back with an episode that's out of this world! Prepare to have your conspiracy-loving minds blown as the duo dives into the recent mind-boggling UFO findings – yes, you heard it right, alien tech that's so advanced, even our microwaves are feeling insecure (thanks for that one, Chat GPT). But here's the kicker, folks: while extraterrestrial gear is making cameo appearances in all our lives, turns out, no one really gives a cosmic hoot! But fear not, we're not just probing Area 51 today; we're also giving Congress a much needed prostate exam as we walk you through a roll call of oldies in government – from McConnell's poker face to Biden's aviator sunglasses, and don't even get us started on Feinstein's secret stash of... cough drops? (You’re on a roll, Chat GPT!). And that's just the appetizer, because we're cranking up the weird meter with a mysterious Movie Review that's so spine-tinglingly hilarious, we legally can't even mention the name in this synopsis! Then it’s a smorgasbord of climate change topics from melting dead hikers to nature's culinary delights. Remember: the truth is out there, but so is the laughter! (Okay, Chat, you dropped the ball on that one.)