It seems like nowadays just about anything can be used as a weapon. Children’s toys, blankets, scarves, cast iron skillets, tattoo needles- nothing is sacred anymore.

It’s in that vein that I bring you back to one of America’s favorite pastimes. That’s right, we’re going back to something that’s as American as blood-spattered apple pie – BASEBALL! Not the actual sport, more-so the tools involved. So buy up some peanuts and cracker jacks, and hope to GOD you have the luck to get back.

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