This week Savi and Tom are thrown a curveball - an actually good episode? They discuss how the show can possibly be THIS inconsistent and bounce back from being utter trash. Jughead's gotta write a book, Betty's figuring out how to be a good sister, Archie is continuing his Save Riverdale campaign, and Veronica deals with more family drama. If you came for fun seven year reunions, Riverdale's got nothing for you - but it does have a strange fight montage and some very surprising sex... 

Content warning for drugs, abuse.

Music by Brendan Byrnes (www.brendanbyrnes.com).
Art by Eleni Koumi (@loukoumh on Instagram).