Archie's RROTC responsibilities are temporarily side-barred as he tries to reestablish the Bulldogs football team; Jughead, to Savi and Tom's surprise, turns out to be a pretty bad teacher; Betty can't shed her Black Hood association; and Veronica... is the new admiree of the high school boys? Yeah... Sidenote: RIP to Reggie's beautiful mullet. Side Sidenote: Hiram and Reggie are new best buds and Tom and Savi are here for it. 

Mild Emperor's New Groove spoilers between 8:50-9:30.

Content warning for abuse, pedophilia, suicide, self harm, and homophobia.

Music by Brendan Byrnes (www.brendanbyrnes.com).
Art by Eleni Koumi (@loukoumh on Instagram).