From circular phones and leaky cups to farm poo tanks and mouth-to-ear conversations, the gang dives deep into a hilarious list of things that would absolutely suck. They explore wild hypotheticals like animals with human intelligence, a world without seasons, and dance-based passwords. Plus, reincarnation theories, Jets Bible study, and the existential dread of back pain. It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and yes—everything is a sandwich (or one step away).

(00:00:00) Everything is a sandwich or 1 step away from being a sandwich

(00:04:30) Audio Traffic Lights

(00:10:08) How Many Pools to Fill a Pool

(00:12:47) The Danger of Farm Poo Tanks

(00:13:50) Circular Cell Phones

(00:17:35) Cups with Holes

(00:20:37) Dance Passwords

(00:24:45) Things You Smelt You Ate

(00:30:49) If All Animals Had The Same Intelligence Level As Humans

(00:36:06) If There Were No Seasons

(00:40:09) Mouth to Ear

(00:46:02) If You Felt The Same Way All Day

(00:49:53) Summary

(00:50:56) Reincarnation

(00:52:10) New York Jets Bible Study

(00:53:01) Back Pain and Getting Older