The boys are back. They kick things off by defending broccoli and rewriting NBA rules, then debate ethical dilemmas (take a raise or fire someone?). The main event: a countdown of the top 8 chillest jobs, from solitary fire lookouts to the King’s Guard. Along the way, they dive into anti-tech vibes, snow plow fantasies, and sneaky vacation hacks. Plus: wallet math and interview advice to close it out.

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From circular phones and leaky cups to farm poo tanks and mouth-to-ear conversations, the gang dives deep into a hilarious list of things that would absolutely suck. They explore wild hypotheticals like animals with human intelligence, a world without seasons, and dance-based passwords. Plus, reincarnation theories, Jets Bible study, and the existential dread of back pain. It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and yes—everything is a sandwich (or one step away).

(00:00:00) Everything is a sandwich or 1 step away from being a sandwich

(00:04:30) Audio Traffic Lights

(00:10:08) How Many Pools to Fill a Pool

(00:12:47) The Danger of Farm Poo Tanks

(00:13:50) Circular Cell Phones

(00:17:35) Cups with Holes

(00:20:37) Dance Passwords

(00:24:45) Things You Smelt You Ate

(00:30:49) If All Animals Had The Same Intelligence Level As Humans

(00:36:06) If There Were No Seasons

(00:40:09) Mouth to Ear

(00:46:02) If You Felt The Same Way All Day

(00:49:53) Summary

(00:50:56) Reincarnation

(00:52:10) New York Jets Bible Study

(00:53:01) Back Pain and Getting Older

This episode kicks off with the boys diving headfirst into the ultimate internet debate: could 100 men actually take down a gorilla? (Spoiler: chaos, bad plans, and zero survivors.) After that, it's all about the anti-bucket list—a ranking of things they’ve done once and absolutely never want to do again. From staying up way too late and regretting every second, to the trauma of tasting Vegemite, pickling an egg (why?), and the regret-fueled memory of downing three Farmers Wraps, it’s a parade of pain. They also hit the horrors of wearing bad shoes, oversharing on social media, taking a shot of Everclear (immediate regret), and even visiting Paris, which, somehow, made the list. It’s hilarious, weirdly relatable, and might make you rethink your own bucket list.
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(00:00:00) 100 Men Vs 1 Gorilla 

(00:09:16) Hot Take On Swimsuits

(00:11:10) Is Basketball Rigged?

(00:12:42) #1 Staying Up Late

(00:19:36) #2 Vegemite 

(00:22:34) #3 Pickling an Egg

(00:26:42) #4 Eating 3 Farmers Wraps

(00:31:14) #5 Wearing Bad Shoes

(00:37:45) #6 Posting on Social Media

(00:41:51) #7 Taking a Shot of Everclear

(00:48:22) #8 Visit Paris

In this episode—Season 6, Episode 5, "Things That Don’t Make Sense"—we dive into a bunch of everyday things that just don’t quite add up. We kick things off with our half marathon prep, then get into odd phrases like “in front of my back,” and drop what might be the hottest take of the podcast. From there, it’s a wild ride: why we always leave the paper towel ready, why people willingly give their DNA to private companies, and why we blindly accept virtual cookies. We question why hockey players don’t wear full face masks, the bizarre idea of having just one beer, and the strange phenomenon of dry windshield wipers. We also touch on the confusing move to cloud storage, the debate around standing to pee, and the trick of keeping one eye closed during late-night bathroom trips. Along the way, we chat about ‘Lips of an Angel,’ cereal crumbs as life lessons, the almost religious loyalty to Costco, the idea of regrowing limbs, and even toss around some Canadian federal election predictions. It’s a mix of curiosity, confusion, and comedy—just the way we like it.

(00:00:00) Preparing For The Half Marathon

(00:05:06) In Front Of My Back

(00:06:26) Hottest Take Of The Podcast

(00:09:10) Leave The Paper Towel Ready

(00:15:37) Giving DNA To Private Companies

(00:21:40) Accepting Virtual Cookies

(00:29:03) Not Wearing Full Face Masks In Hockey

(00:35:36) Having Just One Beer

(00:38:06) Dry Wipers

(00:41:04) The Move To Cloud Storage

(00:46:55) Standing To Pee

(00:48:32) Keeping One Eye Closed While Peeing At Night

(00:49:46) Summary

(00:50:36) Lips Of An Angel

(00:51:30) Cereal Crumbs And Life Lessons

(00:52:44) Costco Religion

(00:53:45) Regrowing Limbs

(00:54:37) Canadian Federal Election Predictions

This episode is a wild ride through oddball facts and late-night thoughts. We dive into election burnout, the strange link between class rings and MLMs, and whether info overload is making us dumber. There's space stuff, alien theories, sharks older than trees, and a very real struggle to plug in a mic.

We try to hum with our noses closed, reflect on death (lightly), and wonder if monkeys could write Shakespeare. Oh—and yes, sharing chocolate with your partner is a minefield.

It’s weird, random, and weirdly relatable. Just how we like it.

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Spring is here, and we kick things off with some seasonal vibes and a totally unnecessary debate about birth months. Then, it’s time for "Guess the Person"—eight mystery figures, plenty of wild guesses, and absolute chaos.

Along the way, we take some classic detours: a ridiculous Greyhound bus story, a Tim Hortons that won’t take cards, and the all-important question—why aren’t buildings called ‘builts’ when they’re done?

Finally, we turn to the ultimate source of wisdom: "Ask Your Dentist." Because if anyone knows life’s mysteries—like how many people close their eyes while brushing their teeth—it’s them.

#Podcast #NewEpisode #ListenNow #SpotifyPodcast #GuessThePerson #WhoAmI #FunGame #TriviaTime #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #RandomThoughts #DeepQuestions #UnexpectedConversations #SpringVibes #TimHortonsFails #GreyhoundBusStories #WeNeedAnswers #AskYourDentist #ShowerThoughts #MillennialHumor #Adulting #RelatableContent #JustForFun

(00:00) Spring Vibes and Seasonal Reflection

(02:11) You Have to Answer For Your Birth Month

(06:22) Person #1

(13:18) Person #2

(20:27) Person #3

(26:00) Person #4

(33:09) Person #5

(36:27) Person #6

(41:55) Person #7

(45:14) Person #8

(51:52) Greyhound Bus Story

(54:55) Tim Horton’s Not Accepting Card

(55:30) Why Don’t They Call Buildings, Builts When They Are Done?

(56:08) Ask Your Dentist

In this episode, we dive into everything from quirky fears to deep existential thoughts. We talk about why people root for out-of-town teams, laugh over funny phobias, and explore bigger fears like asteroids and nuclear conflict. Plus, we tackle mortality, parenting, and some wild sports debates—like Aaron Rodgers as the best Jet ever. Tune in for laughs, big ideas, and surprising takes!

(00:00:00) Introduction and Jordan’s Pub Complaint

(00:02:24) Economic Cuckolds Cheer for Non-Hometown Teams 

(00:08:33) Diving into Fears: The Fear of Spiders

(00:13:40) Exploring the Fear of Commitment

(00:19:30) Asteroids and Global Cooperation

(00:25:23) The Fear of Browser History

(00:31:20) Fear of the Deep: Aquatic Anxieties

(00:38:07) Alien Encounters: The Fear of the Unknown

(00:43:16) Nuclear Nightmares: The Threat of Global Conflict

(00:50:08) Honorable Fear Mentions

(00:55:54) Fear of the Unknown

(00:56:45) Mortality and Parenting Fears

(00:57:23) Aaron Rodger is the Best Jet of All-time

(00:58:56) The Big Race

(01:02:57) Sports Loyalty & Identify 

(00:00:00) New Beginnings Welcome to Season 6

(00:02:25) Hot Take on Police Uniforms

(00:05:32) The Gloryhole Restaurant

(00:09:15) Smart Home Haunting: An Emerging Trend  

(00:14:31) Diarrhea Cigarettes a Controversial New Brand

(00:16:58) Cigarettes and Health Warnings

(00:17:31) Diarrhea and Pool Rules

(00:20:15) Ex Alarm

(00:21:02) Exs and Closure 

(00:26:32) Phone Shock: A New Approach 

(00:30:18) House Swap

(00:32:05) Haunted Homes and Smart Technology

(00:32:29) Black Mirror & Politics

(00:34:24) Random Alarm

(00:26:23) Glory Holes and Business Ideas

(00:37:03) Legal Limit

(00:44:49) Podcasting with Friends

(00:45:36) Laser Tag

(00:47:24) Kony 2012

(00:48:13) Historical Virtual Reality

(00:50:01) Innovative Shopping Bags

(00:51:42) Just the Tip: A Playful Discussion on Lord of the Rings

(00:56:05) Sports Rants and Predictions

(01:00:52) A Dog Named Gloryhole

Join Tim, Josh, & Jordan

This podcast explores a range of current and future trends, from changing perceptions of time and the impact of social media detox to predictions about a sandwich revival, day drinking, and the rise of micro movements. The hosts discuss the shifting dynamics of social lives post-Covid, the future of formal wear, and how AI might affect economic disparity. They touch on evolving NFL fanbases, the rise of remote work, and predictions for smaller beers, politics in 2025, and Super Bowl team dynamics. The episode blends humor with thoughtful insights on how society, culture, and habits are shifting.

(00:00:00): Introduction and Hot Takes on Time

(00:03:17): Daylight Savings and Timezones

(00:06:21): Social Media Detox and Its Impact

(00:11:37): Prediction #1: The Sandwich Revival

(00:12:17): Is Keurig Even Coffee?

(00:18:25): Consumption vs Creation

(00:19:02): Prediction #2: Day Drinking

(00:20:34): Prediction #3: #MicroMovement

(00:22:29): The Shrinking Social Life Post Covid

(00:26:50): Prediction #4: The Shift in Formal Wear

(00:30:48): Prediction #5: Big Year for Cup Updates

(00:33:28): Prediction #6: AI & Economic Disparity

(00:40:09): The Evolution of NFL Fanbases

(00:43:51): Prediction #7: Talking to Strangers

(00:45:49): Workplace Dynamics and Remote Work

(00:46:51): Population Growth Strategies

(00:49:49): The Impacts of Social Media on Relationships

(00:52:48): Prediction #8: Smaller Beers... Faster

(00:54:53): 2025 Political Predictions

(00:58:08): Super Bowl Predictions and Team Dynamics

The Sleep Chronicles: From Veganism to Lucid Dreaming

Join Jordan, Tim, & Dixie on today's episode. This episode takes listeners on a journey through sleep, personal well-being, and lifestyle choices, spiced up with humor and personal anecdotes. The conversation begins with a quick dive into hot takes on veganism, then shifts focus to the critical importance of sleep.

The hosts discuss the impact of substances on rest, share tips on sleep schedules and best practices, and open up about their own struggles with sleep. They explore everything from naps and temperature to creating the ideal sleep environment and the role of lifestyle choices like sunlight and relaxation techniques in improving sleep quality.

The conversation also touches on modern challenges like technology-induced boredom, caffeine's effect on sleep, and the science of lucid dreaming and sleep paralysis. Moving forward, the hosts reflect on evolutionary insights about sleep, the need for moderation in lifestyle, and the complexities of personal identity.

The episode wraps up with a nostalgic look at childhood memories, the fine line between bullying and camaraderie, and a fun exploration of humor in unusual situations. Whether you're seeking sleep tips or enjoying a mix of personal reflections, this episode blends practical advice with insightful storytelling.

(00:00:00) Chapter 1: Introduction and Hot Takes on Veganism 

(00:03:00) Chapter 2: The Importance of Sleep

(00:06:04) Chapter 3: Sleep Patterns and Personal Experience 

(00:09:00) Chapter 4: The Impacts of Substances on Sleep

(00:11:56) Chapter 5: Sleep Schedules and Best Practices 

(00:17:21) Chapter 6: The Struggle with Sleep

(00:18:46) Chapter 7: More Tips on Better Sleeps

(00:21:30) Chapter 8: Naps and Their Impact

(00:23:09) Chapter 9: Temperature and Sleep Quality

(00:29:30) Chapter 10: Creating the Ideal Sleep Environment 

(00:30:41) Chapter 11: Sleep and Lifestyle Choices

(00:33:15) Chapter 12: Childhood Memories and Bedwetting Confessions

(00:33:59) Chapter 13: The Importance of Sunlight and Sleep Hygiene

(00:34:55) Chapter 14: Relaxation Techniques for Better Sleeps

(00:37:58) Chapter 15: The Struggle with Boredom and Technology

(00:39:08) Chapter 16: Caffeine, Sleep Pressure, and Learning

(00:45:00) Chapter 17: Lucid Dreaming and Sleep Paralysis

(00:52:00) Chapter 18: The Future of Sleep and Evolutionary Insights

(00:53:11) Chapter 19: The role of Moderation in Lifestyle Choices

(00:54:18) Chapter 20: Normalizing Behaviours: A Double-Edged Sword

(00:55:05) Chapter 21: The Fine Line of Bullying: A Nostalgic Perspective

(00:56:16) Chapter 22: The Complexity of Personal Identity and Recognition

(00:57:44) Chapter 23: Humor in Unconventional Scenarios

(01:01:10) Chapter 24: Night Terrors and Their Impact

(01:05:37) Chapter 25: Reflection on Pop Culture and Personal Experiences