Whilst pondering the various ways that dogs get their lunch while we're at work, the studio is invaded by writers and cast members Ann Porter and Nancy Roth, who demand equal treatment for their interests, no matter how narrow. Sketch-wise, we return to the wintry moor of "Heaving Bosoms" for its second episode, to find Elspeth Eveready delivered into the hands of a Crone. Then it's "Gardening with Melania," for all of you who wonder where the President of the New America gets all that junk food