Get a bunch of mascots. Make them play the wrong sport for a while. Kill some time. Noone is missing anything. Get your beer. Catch up with an old friend at the game. Pour that extra nacho cheese on. Look, that mascot fell down. Isn’t that silly? Okay, it’s only a little silly. They’re trying out there, alright? They’re trying to best. It’s hard to do layups in a mascot outfit. Unless you’re cheating like the damn Mudcat mascot is. There’s ten more minutes of this. Your beer is getting warm. The cheese sauce is getting cold. Suddenly this became a whole lot realer. Fly! Fly like the majestic eaglefish! FLY.

John Hurst is your host and he’s listening eagerly to the 5th Place State Peanut Council. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s not sure how buoyant an eagle really is.

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