Hey, you want to go to a store with me, right? Like, a real store! With things and products and all that! None of the browsing around and clicking on wire-fried product overviews from items that barely make sense in our fabric of reality. Yeah, let’s get in the car! Let’s go to the Circuit City! We’ll buy another car stereo and put it in our current car! We didn’t need either one and we’ll do it again next week! But first, we’ll drive home! Capitilism works! We’re a fun, average nuclear family! This will never radioactively decay and neither will we! We will live forever! Just like camcorders!