It’s Shark Week so you know we’re going to have to give it up to the Sharks! They’ve integrated themselves into modern society and became half-human hockey players and lawyers for our entertainment and judicial needs and the world is all the better for it! We knew we couldn’t compete with Canadians on the the icy pond so we went to the ocean to find our terrifying reality. And it worked! You can see it happen in real time as everyone gets super excited! Go Sharks! Please don’t bite us! Your immune to our human laws because your shark lawyers are just too good!

John Hurst is your host this week and he’s going to always choose the zamboni. Aaron Littleton is your co-host and he’s not going to learn about siphoning this week either.

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