Lady and The Simp

Sad Animals


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Ahh, the magic and joys of Disney theme parks and eating edibles. The duo review what it’s like to vacation with Levin, which entails not showering and starting the day with a nutritious bloody mary, and the moral conundrum of normies hitting the slopes of Antarctica and kayaking the Galapagos. Also, Igor and Lev discuss the perils of growing pains, taking post-rape selfies, and cute dead baby jokes. We are all animals stuck in a zoo and some of us are trying to escape! Life is like a smorgasbord kids or a Chinese restaurant called "Chinee Takie Outie.” You'll laugh. You’ll cry. Hell, maybe you’ll even sh*t yourself. It happens to the best of us. So lather on that sunscreen and don’t forget to subscribe, follow, and share.

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Lady and The SimpBy Jessica Levin & Igor Martinez