In the strangest preview of the Chicago Fire season that you will listen to, Jiggly recounts his trials at the kickoff luncheon and Adnan vows to make a player cry this season. Also other news about Klinsmann and the French (two different stories).

This week, Sad Bois celebrate Paczki Day by previewing the MLS season while Jiggly stuffs his face. Has Toronto done enough to fix their defense, is San Jose actually cooking anything, and has the power in the league shifted over to the East? All these questions and more.

"I feel like we're letting everyone down."

This week Adnan learns about the Italian legal system, Jiggly learns about Korean soccer, and the Fire learn nothing.

This is the week where all of our memes come true! Arsenal are winning the league, Joe Burrow might be going to another Super Bowl, and Fullkrug scored a goal despite Bremen not playing this weekend.

In our return to the airwaves in 2023, the Bois have brought back Chairman Nick to yell about Berhalter on Adnan's behalf. Meanwhile, Jiggly complains about the Fire's refusal to be a professional soccer team.

It's the end of the year. We're all tired despite having done nothing all day. But Messi won, so that's neat.

More World Cup stuff! Adnan is happy for the Muslim lads and Jiggly despises the French.

The World Cup continues as Adnan gushes over Niclas Füllkrug and Jiggly finally gets to have some of his dad's rye whiskey.