Despite there being plenty of soccer this week, the Sad Bois find very little to actually discuss this episode. Adnan is annoyed by the Bosnian national team, RJ has some Premier League news, and Jiggly seems much more concerned with the new FIFA than he is with the Fire.

This week the Sad Bois discuss the merits of being a mascot, why Timo Werner should play in MLS, and how Ben Olsen is just too handsome to fire. 

The Sad Bois attempt to discuss Torres' vendetta against Adnan, Higuain attempting to fight three guys at once, and the Chicago Fire's inexplicable winning "streak"; but really they just talk about Eric Dier running off the pitch in the middle of a game to use the bathroom.

More Sad Bois content and more sadness! RJ hates Fernando Torres, Adnan realizes that the Red Stars actually deliver on their promises, and Jiggly somehow finds a way to compare Daniel Sturridge to Michael Jordan.

The Sad Bois walk into this episode horribly underprepared, but still manage to bring you all the soccer news you need to know about this week. Like Shonan Bellmare's win, Savannah McCaskill's red card, and how much Adnan still hates Orlando (and Sky Blue FC for some reason).

Jiggly has finally gone outside! In other news, the Chicago Fire continue to be depressing, the Chicago Red Stars are starting back up pretty soon, and the Sad Bois discuss how "The" MLS is a meme.

This week, the Sad Bois truly live up to their name. After a long discussion on the women's game in Europe, an increasingly confusing MLS season, and how to get Jiggly out of the house, the Bois finally go into the Fire's underlying issues at length.

When the Chicago Fire win, the Sad Bois get very confused. Chris Brady starts for Madison, Messi is on the move, and Adnan still hates Sky Blue FC for some reason.

The Sad Bois are missing two very important members of the team, but fill at least one of the roles with a french recording bot. Discussions about Messi's next move, that weird Lavelle trade, and Ben Olsen follow in an episode that should've never made it this far.

The Sad Bois are bringing you some fun learning this week as they discuss life in Alaska, the sports climate in India, and also they talk about soccer, which is what the podcast is supposed to be about.