Neither of us even watched the Fire game this week. It doesn't matter anymore.

WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THEM?! WHO CARES ABOUT A 4-1 LOSS, I WANT MY ICE CREAM NACHOS!

Never trust tequila.

Tim's back to fill in for Adnan. Shaqiri's gone now.

This episode is long.

Heitz finally left, but neither of the Bois seem too happy about it. But also, CJ Stroud is a Top 5 QB? Or is it Justin Herbert?

Jiggly has one(1) can of Busch Light and suddenly the podcast is running a whole lot smoother. But there's really nothing to talk about this week except how much nothing the Fire seem to be doing for the rest of the month.

It's Olympics time. And Mansueto is gonna pay for a new Chicago Fire stadium all by himself?

The Fire are still passengers in their own games and we still mostly just want to talk about College Football 25 instead.

Adnan spends the entire episode reminding all of us that Early Access to College Football 25 is open. But also, the Euros, Copa, and even the Fire in their own way are done for the summer.

The Fire does Fire things, England and Canada are in the semifinals of their tournaments, and one of us had an existential crisis again. This is Sad Bois.