You know how we were in midseason form last week? Oops. At least Spongebob won the Super Bowl.

No hos, no jobs, can't lose. Sad Bois are back for a jovial and funky time.

In the final episode of 2023, the Bois decide this is the perfect opportunity to just bully the Fire's newest acquisition. There still isn't a coach.

The Chicago Fire have traded for a backup striker, yet somehow it is still an indictment on the Fire as a whole. Also, Tim's here.

Jiggly had the stupid idea to have multiple guests on at once. So, we brought in Nick and Phil to talk about Klopas, wrestling, and whether or not cheesecake possesses magical soccer-playing properties.

The J-League season is heading to an exciting finish, the NWSL Final itself was fun, but Jiggly still wants to complain about the Fire.

After the episode, Adnan gave Jiggly a play-by-play for the end of a Spongebob episode where they canonically kill Squidward.

Sad Bois welcomes Alex Calabrese into the call to provide lore and some ideas on how the Fire should approach the offseason.

The Chicago Fire season is over and despite therapy, Jiggly's cries for help get even worse.

This is the longest episode of Sad Bois. There's just so much. But it's all fun because we had on one of our friends from the press box, Joe Chatz. There was a lot of football talk, but also a lot more Red Stars than you may have originally thought there'd be.