Some were vehemently against the White House UFC event. Mark was taken aback by a kind gesture. Jonathan drives a sidebar off a cliff, we tease a big premium announcement and more...

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An unusually long pre-show meeting about last week's premium show. Drunk Kevin levies a serious accusation against our president. The UFC is putting on an insane event in D.C. this weekend. At a British pub in Japan, The Miserable Bastard met some people purporting to be from D.C., and more...

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Jonathan gets triggered by a casual invitation. Mark also gets traumatized by his mother. A thought-provoking hypothetical, questionable sponsors and more... Talk to you next week on a very special premium!

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Both Mark and Jonathan are recording from strange hotel rooms. We talk about beaten-down men, serial killers and more...

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Jonathan decides to cancel his Chad Dukes show subscription. Mark is confused about the 'pop the balloon' dating video, and more...

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Mark has a rough day at work, and unfortunately his wife bears the brunt of it. Jonathan explains the Botox Paradox. Bad UFC 328 bets, Happy (?) Mother’s Day, and more...

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There is absolutely zero buzz around Jonathan's birthday. The mainstream NFL Draf coverage is embarrassing. A skydiver ruins a PR campaign, late-night motivational videos and more...

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Jonathan wasn't invited. Citizen justice in the grocery store and more...

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Jonathan defends Dianna Russini. Mark takes a heel turn. Pimento cheese at the Masters, what we would miss most in prison, the Japanese DMV, the ego of naming your kid “the 3rd,” and more...

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A bizarre scene at a courtroom in Ohio. Jonathan is in the throes of too much weekend. Mark is interrupted by jehovah's witnesses, a strange incident in 7-11, thoughts on the 'The Devil's Own' and more...

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