Safety is REALLY tough to argue against. Or IS it!??!

Matthew advocates against too much safety... even for BABIES! Hilarious childhood memories blend into a paraphrase of Charles Darwin's definition of natural selection, and a waxing for the days of lawn darts, the NFL without marshmallow helmets, responsible weaponry, and unsupervised children.

Do you know the likelihood of choking on your brunch vs. a shark NOT choking on your meaty thigh? Listen to find out!

Is what feels like LOVE for your kids dooming them to a life of dependence and ineptitude? You tell us (AFTER listening) on the call-in line... 864-432-3379 or e-mail [email protected].

Enjoy Earthlings!