Daniel Puz is known as the friendliest realtor in all of Nevada. He has somehow survived for the last 38 years eating nothing but charcoal and gummy worms. Dan once worked 27 hours in a single day. He is attracted shiny things and has a modest fork collection, and carries chopsticks with him wherever he goes, made from the finest bamboo. Dan also has a hobby of lifting, pushing, and pulling awkwardly sized, yet modestly heavy objects. ....not for fitness or to increase his muscular strength, but solely to cause pain, because pain is his pleasure.

Blayne Nation is a nice young man who was raised in the in the Ozarks, parts unknown Missouri. He was basically one of the children of the corn. At the ripe age of seventeen, he joined the military to go and sail the high seas and put warheads on foreheads. After getting bored of yeeting bad guys, he decided to walk in and walk out of college in just two years with two degrees at the University of Colorado. Just grabbed those puppies and walked right out of there. He even got that Summa Cum Laude thing that nobody knowns exactly how to pronounce. He now does businessy stuff that requires him to dress semi appropriate and spend money to make money.

In his spare time, Blayne enjoys Brazilian Jiujitsu (which he barely does and supplements with eating potato chips instead), climbing mountains, looking for alien life, and fighting elderly moose in the high rockies. He is also a wannabe pilot, but would probably crash a plane.