Sagittarius – Stoner Astrological Horoscope

It’s the holidaze stoner Sagittarius! For many this means sharing good food with good people, and kind buds with our closest cannabis companions. And for some, it means a time for giving gifts to their family and friends. Stoner Sagittarius, if you are the gift giving type, or are feeling particularly generous during this time … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope December →

Stoner Sag you are a bold hunter and master strategist.  As such you know when it is time to embark on the terrestrial plane with mission goals, and when it is time to hold up and contemplate your universal instructions.   The hunt is much more successful with proper planning.  The November time period will be … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope November →

Stoner Sagittarius do you feel that bounce in your step?  That positive vibration in your bow tension?  You are feeling an extra tingle in the air for good reason.  The universe will be vibrating in tune with your celestial mission in October. Toke time for cannabis in consistent light smoke sessions this month.  There is … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope October →

Click click click is the loud sound as the car is jerked forward in unison.  You are filled with anxiety and anticipation.  Each click, each jerk, draws more eagerness and dread inside of you.   Finally the car reaches the top of the climb.  There is a moment of weightlessness before the plunge. Acceleration, euphoria, and … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope September →

Stoner Sagittarius August will be a month of contemplation and great progress; so long as you toke the time to make it so.  So long as you stay within your protected boundaries of the smoke circle, all campaigns will be met with swift victory! The stoner Archer is a master strategist, and firm in their … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope August →

Stoner Sagittarius July will be an expansive time period.  It will be as if the Centaurian Archer grew wings, and manifested themselves into a cosmic unicorn capable of flight. Stock your sacred smoke box with various cannabis strains.  Different situations will require different tools to enhance the cosmic mission of July.  Strains that assist deep … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope July →

Stoner Sag June will focus on personal growth and patience.  Mercury and Saturn are transiting retrograde this month.  Now this doesn’t spell out the doom and gloom some would have you believe, but it does change the normal flow within your stoner star sign traits. My fiery Archer, you can often be the life of … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope June →

Stoner Sagittarius the period of May will delight the tension in your bow.  My curious Archer always on a quest for truth and reason, perhaps this month you shall hit your mark with precision.  Make sure your quiver is loaded with a balanced hybrid cannabis strain.  The key to this month will be feeding the … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope May →

Stoner Sagittarius this month you can light up and leave your worries behind. April will be nothing but smooth hits and smoke filled days. The temperature is slowly going up, and so are your positive vibrations. Hit the road and share these good vibes with all your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts whose path you cross. … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope April →

Stoner Sagittarius the late great Bob Marley told us, “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” So my stoner Archer, spark one up and settle in, this month will start out with an introspective influence. As the month marches on, the cosmos will open the doors for fun within the personal sphere.  … Continue reading Sagittarius Stoner Horoscope March →