Sailor Business

Hope you like dirt bikes! Or, failing that, I hope you like ladies with tire crotches! That's right--we're gonna find out that girlies CAN win bike races as it turns out Haruka is a racing star! Can she and Sailor Moon put their differences aside to beat some villins? Not really, no! But we're haning with Toni Intelisano and watching the show all the same! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!

For some reason, everyone's got it in their heads that all Ami wants to do is study! Why would people think that? It's really hurting Ami's feelings, guys, there's a lot more to her than studying. Like...uh... swimming! Right! Swimming! Dive into this Ami episode along with Toni Intelisano and give it your all, or you're a coward! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!

No, Haruka! you mustn't look at Makoto that way! That way you look at someone who you are totally cool with tearing the heart out of and leaving them to die! It's unforgivable! That's right--it's the "Jupiter has a cursh on Uranus and Uranus is ok with Jupiter dying" episode! And we're lucky that Christie O'Brien-Murphy is back to help us deal with what is and is not the issue here! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today!

Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues until your dance partner becomes a tentacle trap! That's right, it's time for romance with an affection/best friend contest for who wins that prize all couples/best friends want... to... light up a giant heart statue... in a big paved park. Ah well. But, it's a great episode with Pizza Coffee's own Christie O'Brien-Murphy is here to get us through! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today!

Remember your first kiss? Or perhaps even, remember the first kiss ever, between Adam and Eve? Pretty romantic, right? I know all us trash piles have been saving ourselves for that first kiss with our destined garbage, and this episode is all about that. Once more Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is here to help us navigate the complicated emotional world of smooching in this crazy life we live. Pucker up!

A whale swimming through space. A lemon bouncing on a violin. Seven milkshakes and two cups of tea. A romantic date with four tagalong guests. These are a few of the mind-bending things you will witness in this week's episode. Thankfully, Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is back to help us understant the ununderstandable. And DO NOT FORGET, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

New scouts appear?!? Yeah, they do. But what about that hot boy who shows up? You know, who looks exactly like one of those lady scouts? No worries, all-star guest Allison Stock is here to help the boys sort through it all...and it gets crazy. PLUS: holy cow, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Get ready for an education as this week we learn about what can happen when a young girl and a man go to an old, abandoned mansion for some alone time. Spoiler: it's not what you think! And we've got fan-favorite guest Allison Stock back to watch with us! PLUS: keep an eye on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club for a brand new T-Shirt!

Enter: Sailor Moon S! Finally, we leave behind all the superstitious nonsense that was so pervasive in the crystals and tarot cards of Sailor Moon R and get to some REAL SCIENCE with S! Get ready for a season of amature heart surgery! And we even have Dr. Devon White to confirm all the medically accurate science of this episode. And I think you still have a little time to get that Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

We're back again with THE WORST, MOST B.S. EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON EVER. Seriously, we cannot even believe this counts as an episode. It's the most bogus...uhg. Anyway, we're back, and we've brought Dr. Devon White to suffer through the end of R with us!And don't forget to support us by buying a Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!