It's a week of "things that aren’t happening". Wellness isn’t happening to Rob, kitchen perils aren’t happening to Zac and games aren’t happening to Dan at all.

In this episode: Assassin’s Creed 3, Shadow Realms, Grow Home, Phantom Dust, #IDARB, Counter Strike: Global Offensive, Guild Wars 2, Homeworld, Mass Effect, Dwarf Fortress, bull hits and bull misses.