After extensive study, we can now say that swapping fruit for pies and crisps does not lead to significant physical performance improvements.

In this podcast, Halo is kinda, sorta, back, maybe, a Nintendo patent gets rejected, Rob goes Cruis'n around the world and Zac listens to sick rifts.

We keep making these things so you can keep your ears busy. Some doctors do say to keep busy in order for you to keep healthy and you would like to keep those ears wouldn't you?

In this episode: Rob keeps on keeping on in Keeper, storms plenty of keeps in DOOM and keeps going deeper in DRG:Survivor. Zac probably does some goal keeping in Rocket league, keeps the pressure out with Stationeers and isn't keen on keeping some mods in Vintage Story.

If you notice that you might be losing your mind does mean that you're not? Has the gaming industry noticed? Does that explain the recent gaming news?

In this episode: XBOX and EA kick the hornets nest, some picks from TGS and SONY, DOOM: The Dark Ages, Against The Storm, Deep Rock Galactic: Survivor and a return of Indiana Jones.

You'll never hear the SaladCast's take on the Nintendo Direct, nor how Rob finally finished Tears of the Kingdom. Zac's solo play in Vintage Story is lost to time as are discussions on DOOM and Octohedron. A tragic loss of art.

PSA: For a healthy lifestyle, it's important to maintain a good relationship with your chair. Careful consideration of your cheek elevator's wellbeing can prevent sudden onset backstabbing.

In this episode: Rob spends some time in the Sonic Racing Crossworlds network test, that Vintage Story patch came out for Zac to try, No Man's Sky also gets an update and we be Zelda-ing again.

Time for more not-E3 as Gamescomm comes around. There sure are a lot of these things now huh?

In this podcast: The Clair Obscur expedition comes to an end, Zac gets frosty with Oxygen Not Included, Dan stops the crying of Tears of the Kingdom and there's Nintendo Direct news.

Nothing at all is happening. Oh what's that Nintendo? Nothing? Oh OK then...

In this episode, Nintendo nothing, Expedition 33, the complete Bananza, Abiotic Factor, RC Revenge Pro and some Zelda.

That's 400 (ish) episodes in the can. When I was told that "the can" from that phrase does not refer to a toilet, the perceived quality of the podcast improved. I guess that's how the stock market works.

In this episode, Zac punch rock, Dan shrine get, Rob chicken eat (that's Donkey Kong Bananza, Zelda and Popeyes).

If letters had physical heft, which would be the weightiest? I'm voting F.

In this episode, the Microsoft tumults, the Expedition continues, the Shapez train runs, the Mario Kart World gets rated, the Kingdom Tears up and Tendlebone happens.

P.S. Sorry this went up late. I pushed buttons, but not all of them, apparently got bored and kinda wandered off.

Welcome to Summer Update Fest, also known as SUF.

In this episode, Nintendo can't keep spilling beans and updates us on Bananza, we get an update from Rob's Expedition, Mario Kart World gets a controversial update and several other games get updates too.