Do you think you can pull off a fedora? Send us a fit check (8:00 to skip). Critical question during vampire infestations, how many safe zones do you get? If you’re sharing pasta with your cat, at least have the decency to add some meatballs.

Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

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