Don't call it a book club.

Luke wants you to wait in line (14:42 to skip). Dan wants to talk about where you can hide a finger and its not what it sounds like. Also we gotta find out where all this money is going. The boys demand receipts!

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Dan’s on a movie streak (13:40 to skip). Carl, never accept the mysterious brain chip!

Next week we’re continuing with Dungeon Crawler Carl and reading The Gate of the Feral Gods.

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Happy to be back in the dungeon with our crew! We’ve got some thoughts on how we’re building our safe room and Dan wants a warehouse.

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Dan has a theory IRL (12:15 to skip). Luke and Dan have a few questions about Locke’s methods. Justice for Donkle or whatever his name is. Finally, Luke and Dan debate the twist no one saw coming.

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You’ve probably never heard this one before, but Luke had a weird uber drive recently (9:25 to skip). Locke loses his swag and wow, we don’t have a ton of time to turn this election around, huh.

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Dan took another trip and folks, you gotta go! Also it seems like the import laws in Puerto Rico are slightly more complex than Dan learned on his trip, but definitely read up on the Merchant Marine Act of 1920 if you want more info.  (13:45 to skip). Luke mistrusts any boy without impeccable hygiene and Dan wants to know what’s happening to these parents. Also you know the boys are doing cake math this episode.

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As a fantasy podcast you know we gotta talk about the new Odyssey movie (18:30 to skip). Jon’s messing up and we’re officially a pro-Cersei podcast now. Can’t wait for the next book to come out!

Next week we are starting The Republic of Thieves by Scott Lynch.

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Dan went to a fantasy world IRL (9:37 to skip). In this house we believe in the Old Gods and we don’t trust the maesters. Winterfell has officially devolved into the worst hang of all time. We are introduced to a black sheep in the Stark family and Luke is perfectly happy taking orders from a teenager.

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Luke is being unsafe at the workplace (8:40 to skip). Give us a mini army and we’ll come up with the best dumb gimmick on the battlefield.

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Dan brags about how long he can hold it (9:20 to skip). Dany you have dragons, ride around on them!

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