Don't call it a book club.

Don’t mind the number of times we refer to the star in Orion’s armpit (4:53 to skip). Dan gets a theory in off rip and Luke is tired of these phonies pretending to be deep. Also quick tip: if you see a mysterious alien looking egg DO NOT TOUCH IT. Nine times out of ten it is going to result in a horrible death for you. However, that one remaining time it is a dragon egg. On second thought, definitely pick up that weird egg.

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Luke’s got a new mic and a new gym routine (8:10 to skip). The Outskirts are lookin rough, but maybe this big party makes it all worth it. Are you guys keeping a watch when you go on backpacking trips?

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Dan thinks its time for a car revolution (08:35 to skip). The steerswomen are certainly one of the organizations of all time. Rowan needs someone to tell her less is sometimes more. Also, don’t worry about what the wizards are doing behind the curtain.

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We’ve figured out the foolproof way to make a hit fantasy show (12:30 to skip). Luke and Dan are both applying to become steersmen, but have some disagreements on the rules. The magicians seem kinda lame, and you absolutely cannot let a barbarian take a tour of your country.

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Water bottle talk (8:24 to skip)! Luke apologizes for his thought crimes and Dan has a spicy theory. The doctor has just prescribed 400ccs of vengeance and Jabari is eating it up. Also WHO ARE WE ROOTING FOR!?

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Dan goes to the movies to get the essence of life (10:40 to skip). Tau gets a bad grade on RateMyProfessor, but man is he good at fighting. The Cull are kinda lame but we’ve got some notes on how they can be improved.

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Luke desperately tries to avoid sounding like a middle schooler to someone on the phone (11:50 to skip). Who is still choosing to fight Tau? How is Tau’s body still functional? How powerful is rage? How close you getting to a dragon? The Queen’s faction is the bad guys, right?

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Luke and Dan talk about other fantasy/scifi things they are into right now. Big Wonka talk and the search for satisfaction is never ending.

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Luke’s intro rant proves advertising works folks (10:18 to skip). Dan names the MVPs and Luke needs to know, “where the money at?” Also the number of time bomb opportunities are endless. The limit does not exist. Give them a time bomb now!

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Luke starts this episode by claiming that USA sports are the best in the world and soccer is for a bunch of whiney babies (11:28 to skip). Luke and Dan return to well of necromantic army talk. Luke wants to do a little heist talk and Dan is happy to oblige.

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