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Salmonella Turtle Feathers episodes
- 11. Our Least Favorite Rocket Ship and Dorth And
Welcome back to the podcast which is named Salmonella Turtle Feathers, from Turtle Feathers Podcasts. Today is a story about a girl named Dorth And, a tall woman, an average height woman, and an average heigh man, and poor, poor Gideon. (Remember this is fictional)
4 min - 10. Excuse Me, Waiter? and Blueberry Lemonade
Welcome back to Arizona, yes, another one in Arizona. Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Today is about a cat shelter volunteer who gets murdered. Or was she? (Remember, this is fictional)
5 min - 9. She's A Killer Queen and Sinister Dumpster Dive
Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Hi there new listeners! Todays episode is about Rachel and Lucy, and the dumpster diver who discovered a body. (Remember, this is fictional)
4 min - 8. He's Eating Arizona... and Simply Murder
Welcome back to Arizona! Wait.. no Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Ive never been to Arizona. (Remember, this is fictional, even though I've never been to Arizona) Today is a story about Jeff. Thank you.
5 min - 7. The Cat Is In The Bag and Comic Sans, My Favorite
Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, today I talk about a story of Valorie, her daughter Jess, and her husband. All of they are related to crimes. Thanks for listening :D (Remember, this is fictional, and f**k you Claire)
5 min - 6. September is Fall and Dancing With The MurdererHi there, this episode is pretty short, like all of these, but I just wanted to tell the story of Anthony Bell, Allison Bell’s brother who gets murdered. This family is just full of misfortune, isn’t it? (Reminder, this is fictional)2 min
- 5. Deadly Bingo and Oops! I Ate CakeWhy are you still here? Anyways here’s the fifth episode, which is about Sheila. Sheila and her 19 friends were murdered while playing bingo, and who committed the crimes is kind of confusing.3 min
- 4. Your Neighbor’s Bear and a Murderous MayorToday is the story of Quinten and Sean, a couple who lived in the suburbs, but also the mountains. It makes sense. Both of them were tragically murdered. (Reminder, this is fictional)3 min
- 3. Sledgehammering Cacti and It's Just an Arby'sToday we have stories about Karens, specifically, Karen, Samantha, and Amanda. Why do they all have A's in their names? I don't know. What I do know is Arby's is not worth the dilemma that was caused. Or was it. I don't know I've never been to an Arby's. (Remember, this is fictional)4 min
- 2. “Talk to My Lawyer” and Going Away Forever PartyWelcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers. Today we are going to talk about Allison Bell, who was murdered by someone. It’s unclear who. (Reminder, this is fictional)4 min
About Salmonella Turtle Feathers
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Salmonella Turtle Feathers is podcast that has fictional crime stories that don’t line up right, and are told in random text to speech voices, creating something… weird.