Salmonella Turtle Feathers

By Turtle Feathers Podcasts

Salmonella Turtle Feathers is podcast that has fictional crime stories that don’t line up right, and are told in random text to speech voices, creating something… weird.... more

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How many episodes does Salmonella Turtle Feathers have?

The podcast currently has 21 episodes available.

Salmonella Turtle Feathers episodes:

July 18, 2021 11. Our Least Favorite Rocket Ship and Dorth And
Welcome back to the podcast which is named Salmonella Turtle Feathers, from Turtle Feathers Podcasts. Today is a story about a girl named Dorth And, a tall woman, an average height woman, and an average heigh man, and poor, poor Gideon. (Remember this is fictional)
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4min
July 17, 2021 10. Excuse Me, Waiter? and Blueberry Lemonade
Welcome back to Arizona, yes, another one in Arizona. Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Today is about a cat shelter volunteer who gets murdered. Or was she? (Remember, this is fictional)
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5min
July 16, 2021 9. She's A Killer Queen and Sinister Dumpster Dive
Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Hi there new listeners! Todays episode is about Rachel and Lucy, and the dumpster diver who discovered a body. (Remember, this is fictional)
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4min
July 15, 2021 8. He's Eating Arizona... and Simply Murder
Welcome back to Arizona! Wait.. no Salmonella Turtle Feathers! Ive never been to Arizona. (Remember, this is fictional, even though I've never been to Arizona) Today is a story about Jeff. Thank you.
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5min
July 13, 2021 7. The Cat Is In The Bag and Comic Sans, My Favorite
Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers, today I talk about a story of Valorie, her daughter Jess, and her husband. All of they are related to crimes. Thanks for listening :D (Remember, this is fictional, and f**k you Claire)
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5min
July 11, 2021 6. September is Fall and Dancing With The Murderer
Hi there, this episode is pretty short, like all of these, but I just wanted to tell the story of Anthony Bell, Allison Bell’s brother who gets murdered. This family is just full of misfortune, isn’t it? (Reminder, this is fictional)
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2min
July 10, 2021 5. Deadly Bingo and Oops! I Ate Cake
Why are you still here? Anyways here’s the fifth episode, which is about Sheila. Sheila and her 19 friends were murdered while playing bingo, and who committed the crimes is kind of confusing.
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3min
July 09, 2021 4. Your Neighbor’s Bear and a Murderous Mayor
Today is the story of Quinten and Sean, a couple who lived in the suburbs, but also the mountains. It makes sense. Both of them were tragically murdered. (Reminder, this is fictional)
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3min
July 08, 2021 3. Sledgehammering Cacti and It's Just an Arby's
Today we have stories about Karens, specifically, Karen, Samantha, and Amanda. Why do they all have A's in their names? I don't know. What I do know is Arby's is not worth the dilemma that was caused. Or was it. I don't know I've never been to an Arby's. (Remember, this is fictional)
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4min
July 08, 2021 2. “Talk to My Lawyer” and Going Away Forever Party
Welcome back to Salmonella Turtle Feathers. Today we are going to talk about Allison Bell, who was murdered by someone. It’s unclear who. (Reminder, this is fictional)
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4min

FAQs about Salmonella Turtle Feathers:

How many episodes does Salmonella Turtle Feathers have?

The podcast currently has 21 episodes available.