**SPOILER ALERT** Everyone check your bathwater and your pipes for the hidden sociopath in your life. We do a timely review of Emerald Fennell's Very Important masterpiece, Saltburn. A work of cinema you could barely wade in at your gigantic f*ck off castle. Are the rich bad? And we check in on sociopaths, are they also still bad? We answer every question and lay it out in a tasteful, obnoxious montage so you don't miss a single thing.