This week, Bryan and Tony discuss terrible company websites, new toilet, Bryan's doctor visit, internet issues, phone battery issues, Skype's update, Facebook's RV group, free stuff, Jeff Goldblum cooking, Egg Sitter, infomercials, German killer's weird death, Van Gogh inspired Vans, Cairo Zoo painting a donkey?, 5 SUATMM items, our QoftheW and recap, and more! Links: 1. Donkey Zebras https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/fake-zebras-cairo-zoo_us_5b5a22bee4b0b15aba96c1f1 2. Electric Jacking https://www.buzz.ie/news/german-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-293605 3. Jeff Goldblum working for Nat Geo https://news.avclub.com/nat-geo-hires-jeff-goldblum-to-walk-around-being-profe-1827880447 4. Jeff Goldblum Cooks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgLSXLs5ZYc 5. Egg Sitter https://www.eggsitter.com/ SUATMM 1: Funko Pop! Pez dispensers https://diskingdom.com/2018/07/21/disney-star-wars-marvel-pop-pezs-announced-at-funko-fundays/ SUATMM 2: Married With Children Funko Pops http://sciencefiction.com/2018/07/24/sdcc-2018-funko-announces-motherload-new-products/ SUATMM 3: Vans Van Gogh gear https://www.juxtapoz.com/news/fashion/vans-goes-to-the-ultimate-icon-creates-exclusive-collaboration-with-the-van-gogh-museum-in-amsterdam/ SUATMM 4: WWE 2k19 Wooooo! Edition https://www.wwe.com/section/wwe-2k19/article/wwe-2k19-wooooo-collectors-edition-ric-flair-announcement SUATMM 5; Batman the Animated Series Blu Ray https://io9.gizmodo.com/batman-the-animated-series-finally-comes-to-blu-ray-th-1827786239 QoftheW: If you were a referee at an orgy, what's a penalty you'd call?

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