Salty Language

By Bryan Stewart and Tony High

We rant on a variety of topics, ranging from comic books to movies. Whatever pops into our heads is fair game! E-mail us at [email protected] or follow us on Twitter @Salty_Language.... more

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March 10, 2026 Salty Language 735 - You're Not As Funny As You Think You Are
This week, we talk about buffalo stuffed pizza, KFC jelly beans, Metallica at The Sphere, Hazardous HIstory, Scrubs reboot, DTF St. Louis, McDonald's CEO viral video, Ranch shake, Smiling Friends ending, Gate Guard Simulator, the QoftheW, and more!

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Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Gate Guard Simulator https://www.ign.com/videos/gate-guard-simulator-official-announcement-trailer 2. He-Man game trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Fr8DPSD9E 3. Metallica at The Sphere https://www.metallica.com/news/2026-02-25-life-burns-faster-at-sphere-in-las-vegas.html 4. Smiling Friends ending after season 3 https://bleedingcool.com/tv/smiling-friends-creators-ending-adult-swim-series-with-season-3/ 5. Great Wolf Lodge Ranch Milkshake https://nypost.com/2026/02/28/lifestyle/ranch-milkshake-topped-with-carrots-whipped-cream-and-crispy-chicken-to-go-on-sale-next-month-horrifying/ 6. McDonald's CEO eats burger https://www.aol.com/articles/burgers-aside-internet-wants-more-173407079.html QoftheW: What's a skill everyone should at least try to learn? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
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Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

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facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

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February 25, 2026 Salty Language 734 - Shattin' Around
This week, we talk about podcast networks, SHatner metal album, Shatner Raisin Bran commercial, Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die, Miracle Workers, Rental Family, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Righteous Gemstones, the QoftheW, and more!

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Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. William Shatner Raisin Bran commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Tb1qF6BQ8&t=39s 2. Shatner to release heavy metal album https://www.billboard.com/music/rock/william-shatner-heavy-metal-album-sabbath-maiden-covers-1236183797/ QoftheW: What superpower would be the most useless but fun to have? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC

iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

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1h 49min
February 18, 2026 Salty Language 733 - Savory Language
This week, we talk about food, Fat Tuesday, potato pizza, Charmin Forever Rolls, Daredevil, Neighbors, Rock Out Work Out, the QoftheW, and more!

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Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage

Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! QoftheW: What's a fast food place no one can convince you is good? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC

iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

@salty_language / [email protected]

http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage /

http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

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2h 2min
February 12, 2026 Salty Language 732 - Tangy Sour
This week, we talk about cloaks, Wonder Man, Polarity, Star Wars Visions, Helldivers movie, The Muppet Show, Big Run Championship, He-Man movie toys, the QoftheW, and more!

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Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Masters of the Universe movie toys https://www.ign.com/articles/mattel-reveals-powerful-lineup-of-masters-of-the-universe-movie-toys 2. Masters of the Universe Chronicles toys https://www.he-man.org/full-details-and-images-officially-revealed-for-masters-of-the-universe-chronicles-toyline/ 3. Run Nation Championship https://www.givemesport.com/run-nation-championship-new-sport-faces-ban-calls/ QoftheW: What is something that has never failed to make you happy, even during your worst days? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC

iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

@salty_language / [email protected]

http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage /

http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

Instagram/Threads: SaltyLanguage

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1h 54min
February 05, 2026 Salty Language 731 - Drumming with Dildos
This week, we talk about migraines, weather, dong, Liquid Death soda flavored sparkling water, investors suing Hasbro over Magic, I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not doc, Mel Brooks: The 99 Year Old Man! doc, Castle Grayskull inflatable, the QoftheW, and more!

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Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage

Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Investors suing Hasbro over Magic the Gathering https://www.ign.com/articles/lawsuit-claims-hasbro-misled-investors-regarding-sales-of-controversial-magic-the-gathering-anniversary-set?taid=6977d980b551f10001dd1be0 SUATMM: Castle Grayskull inflatable https://bleedingcool.com/collectibles/rubies-debuts-masters-of-the-universe-castle-grayskull-lawn-inflatable/ QoftheW: What are you starting to love the older you get? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
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iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

@salty_language / [email protected]

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

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2h 4min
January 25, 2026 Salty Language 730 - Who's That Sausage Guy?
This week, we talk about pot pie bites. Curb Your Enthusiasm, Orphan Black, Family Guy, Masters of the Universe trailer, Maul Shadow Lord trailer, Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, NKD Doritos/Cheetos, Lego x Crocs, the QoftheW, and more!

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Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage

Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Masters of the Universe trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEx7wQI6RY 2. Maul: Shadow Lord trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oonACDq89BY 3. Crocs x Lego https://www.crocs.com/lego.html#search-lego QoftheW: What's the most harmless lie you tell regularly? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
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iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

@salty_language / [email protected]

http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage /

http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

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2h 7min
January 12, 2026 Salty Language 729 - Down with the Sickness
This week, we talk about Christmas, Tony being sick, Stranger Things finale, Orphan Black, Family Guy, Anaconda, Invincible, Armored MMA, NKD Doritos, Lego Smart Play, the QoftheW, and more!

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Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage

Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Armored MMA https://www.armoredmma.com/ 2. Lego Smart Brick technology https://www.ign.com/articles/legoreveals-the-smart-brick-a-technology-packed-toy-piece-dubbed-the-next-exciting-chapter-for-the-companys-future-launching-inside-new-star-wars-sets 3. NKD Doritos https://www.pepsico.com/newsroom/stories/2025/cheetos-and-doritos-are-getting-naked QoftheW: If you found a box of everything you've lost, what would you look for first? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
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iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

@salty_language / [email protected]

http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage /

http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

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1h 51min
December 27, 2025 Salty Language 728 - Goiter Neck
This week, we talk about Rob Reiner died, leftovers on a 1st date, Star Wars Fate of the Old Republic, Godzilla rage room, Gas Station Simulator, Thank Goodness You're Here, Grand Theft Hamlet, Barkley vs. Godzilla commercial, the QoftheW, and more!

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Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Man gets Godzilla rage room party for his birthday https://abc7news.com/post/martinez-man-gifted-godzilla-rage-room-birthday-watch-video-here/18292859/ 2. Podcast says taking leftovers on a first date is a red flag https://x.com/josh_uglyasf/status/1998640184309817413 3. Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic trailer https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-fate-of-the-old-republic-trailer 4. Grand Theft Hamlet https://www.undiscoveredcountryfilm.com/ 5. Barkely vs. Godzilla commercial https://youtu.be/1oCF-QFuoYs?si=g3i4ztdChxR7dHQV QoftheW: What was the gift you really wanted as a kid, but didn't think you'd get? Also, did you get it? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC

iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

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1h 32min
December 08, 2025 Salty Language 727 - Turkey Richard
This week, we talk about Thanksgiving, Thundercats, Thing's beard, Dan Da Dan, Stranger Things, The Chair Company finale, Sinners, Gigabash, drunk raccoon spree, Robocop statue is up, boys/girls toys price difference, man in DeLorean caught with cocaine, the QoftheW, and more!

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Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Thing's beard https://youtu.be/NOuG1oeIX5M?si=fpDLCeoofradUsYn 2. Gigabash game https://passionrepublicgames.com/ 3. Raccoon liquor store spree https://www.13abc.com/2025/12/02/heavily-intoxicated-raccoon-passes-out-liquor-store-bathroom-after-breaking-ransacking-shelves/ 4. Robocop statue finally up https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/arts/2025/12/03/robocop-statue-stands-detroits-eastern-market/87591003007/ 5. Man in DeLorean arrested with a lot of cocaine https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/new-jersey-man-arrested-after-crashing-delorean-loaded-with-cocaine-into-parked-car/ar-AA1REbmr QoftheW: What is a weird rule you have for yourself? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
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Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

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1h 39min
November 20, 2025 Salty Language 726 - Dr. Penetration
This week, we talk about Hospital shenanigans, new tv, neck fans, Frankenstein, Satisfactory, Bat-Fam, Pete & Bas, Monster Squad, I Like Me, the QoftheW, and more!

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Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Links: 1. Pete & Bas https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCOBgtIp6ge-EnATEAdU8EXQ QoftheW: What's a low quality, expensive restaurant you would recommend to an enemy? Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC

iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/

Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte

Tony's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@allthebeers

Bryan's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@IFinallyPlayed

https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage

facebook.com/saltylanguage

Discord: https://discord.gg/NEr5Newk

@salty_language / [email protected]

http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage /

http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod

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1h 54min

FAQs about Salty Language:

How many episodes does Salty Language have?

The podcast currently has 800 episodes available.