This week, Bryan and Henno discuss work stuff, a guy at Bryan's neurologist, Apple's Screentime setting, Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker, the Dark Phoenix trailer, Ticketmaster Platinum and scalping, Apple's iTunes problem, hair loss, testosterone, octopuses on E, seal throws an octopus, Guinness Book record for powdered donuts eaten, Bryan's effort to draw again and raise money, a Shut Up and Take My Money, Dude Mountain, our QoftheW and recap, and more! Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Links: 1. Guinness record for powdered donuts eaten https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/guinness-world-records-2019_us_5b92b87fe4b0511db3e20070 2. Octopuses on ecstasy https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/scientist-octopus-ecstasy-research_us_5ba3e721e4b0375f8f9b3bdc 3. seal slap kayaker with octopus https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/seal-slaps-kayaker-in-face-with-octopus_us_5babf0e0e4b0353bd2d08564 4. Joaquin Phoenix Joker https://www.ign.com/articles/2018/09/25/joker-director-reveals-new-photo-of-joaquin-phoenix-in-clown-costume-and-makeup 5. More on Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker https://www.slashfilm.com/joaquin-phoenix-joker-set-video/ 6. X-Men Dark Phoenix trailer https://youtu.be/QWbMckU3AOQ 7. How Dark Phoenix ignores the comics https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/how-dark-phoenix-trailer-ignores-x-men-comics-1147462 8. Trailer breakdown https://ew.com/movies/dark-phoenix-trailer-breakdown 9. Ticketmaster Platinum seats https://business.financialpost.com/technology/official-platinum-seats-how-ticketmaster-benefits-from-sky-high-tragically-hip-ticket-prices 10. How Ticketmaster dupes people with Platinum program https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5230247/How-Ticketmaster-dupes-fans-buying-platinum-tickets.html 11. Ticketmaster has been cheating fans by scalping https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/ticketmaster-cheating-scalpers-726353/ SUATMM: shutupandtakemymoney.com #QoftheW: Which two historical figures would you like to see fight to the death in gladiatorial combat? Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/35HR6A salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k Voicemail: (415) 857-2589 tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!