This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Cosmic Crisp apples, Bryan's weird retail experiences, library fees, River City Girls for PS4, Microsoft Series X, cost of 12 days of Christmas, Pornhub 2019 stats, Crab Champions game, banana exhibit, adulting classes, pigeons with cowboy hats, woman caught cheating boyfriend via Fitbit, Let it Snow sweater silliness, T-Rex ugly sweater, a SUATMM, the Salty Language t-shirt, a QoftheW, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Cost of 12 Days of Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/e8qjpq/the_cost_of_the_12_days_of_christmas_oc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf 2. Pornhub's 2019 stats https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2019-year-in-review 3. Shawarma taped to wall https://www.wxyz.com/news/dearborns-arab-american-national-museum-displaying-shawarma-taped-to-wall 4. Pigeons with cowboy hats https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/las-vegas-animal-rescue-hopes-to-safely-remove-tiny-cowboy/article_9452fa24-1a8a-11ea-aad3-b767d7f42414.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf 5. Reporter caught cheating boyfriend via Fitbit https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/woman-caught-boyfriend-cheating-after-his-physical-activity-spiked-on-fitbit-at-4am/ar-BBXVFlR?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf 6. Adulting classes https://www.shared.com/high-school-adulting-class/ 7. Crab Champions https://twitter.com/CrabChampions 8. River City Girls PS4 https://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP2053-CUSA15878_00-RIVERCITYGIRLSNA 9. Xbox Series X https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2019/12/13/21020149/xbox-series-x-pc-specs-analysis 10. Let it Snow sweater pulled from Walmart https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jgee9k/amazon-is-still-selling-festive-christmas-sweaters-showing-santa-doing-cocaine 11. T-Rex with long sleeves ugly sweater https://www.amazon.com/Blizzard-Bay-Raptors-Christmas-Sweater/dp/B07L6BM3PJ/ref=pd_sbs_193_t_0/136-5809621-4753917?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07L6BM3PJ&pd_rd_r=bb52384e-7bd3-4c20-b67d-b63c88971a3c&pd_rd_w=uKKme&pd_rd_wg=8bSkB&pf_rd_p=5cfcfe89-300f-47d2-b1ad-a4e27203a02a&pf_rd_r=G3PYW52AHJC863GQJ634&refRID=G3PYW52AHJC863GQJ634 #QoftheW: What 5 podcasts would you listen to for the rest of your life? #SQoftheW:What's a song you play about being crazy? Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!