This week Bryan and Henno discuss their week, fake snow, grocery store pickups, being a regular, data, Equifax payout change, citizenship test, Whamageddon, toilets and bathroom policies, frunken raccoon, fake license plate, woman tries to ignite bf that doesn't celebrate her new job, men shoot down Christmas trees, Lyft accidentally mistakes usernames for naughty terms, the Salty Language t-shirt, our new Song Question of the Week (SQoftheW), and more! Find Henno at: @idahenno on Twitter @mtnpod on Twitter for his other podcast, Moving The Needle @TheCrazyLifePod for The Crazy Life Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Toilets to prevent people from lingering on toilets https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/offbeat/new-downward-tilted-toilets-designed-to-prevent-workers-from-staying-comfortable-during-long-loo-breaks/ar-BBY9a9i 2. Man has paper license plate with numbers in crayon https://wsbt.com/news/local/isp-stolen-car-had-homemade-license-plate-written-in-crayon 3. Drunken Raccoon https://www.dw.com/en/drunken-raccoon-staggers-through-german-christmas-market-passes-out/a-51579948 4. Woman tries to ignite bf for not celebrating her being hired at Subway https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/woman-tries-to-set-boyfriend-on-fire-after-he-doesnt-celebrate-her-getting-hired-at-subway/75-3c684ee0-d088-4686-90a4-296244194004 5. Man shoots down Christmas tree https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/man-shoots-down-christmas-tree-1.5401230 6. Equifax payments probably won't be anywhere near $125 https://gizmodo.com/if-there-was-any-question-you-definitely-arent-getting-1840559914 7. Lyft mistakes users names for porn https://www.businessinsider.com/lyft-mistakes-names-community-guidelines-violation-2019-12 8. Mishka Shubaly Don't Cut Yr Hair https://genius.com/Mishka-shubaly-dont-cut-yr-hair-lyrics #SQoftheW: What is a song you'd play with alcohol in it? Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!