This week Bryan and Tony discuss their week, Coronavirus silliness, Call of Duty Battlezone, Animal Crossing, grocery store silliness, Tik Tok influencer who licked a toilet seat, Samurai Jack video game, hand sanitzer reseller might be in trouble, sword of the meth king, car thief claims she's Beyonce, church infects followers, Doom metal choir soundtrack, sanitizer and toilet paper as arcade prizes, monkey fights in Thailand, , the Salty Language t-shirt, our QoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Tik Tok influencer licks toilet seat https://news.yahoo.com/influencer-filmed-herself-licking-plane-135300257.html 2. U.K. sewers are breaking down https://globalnews.ca/news/6684851/water-system-clogging-coronavirus/ 3. Ancient sword of the meth king https://www.foxnews.com/us/ancient-sword-of-the-meth-king-seized-by-michigan-police 4. Doom Metal choir https://loudwire.com/listen-doom-eternal-metal-choir-static-x-aborted-tengger-cavalry-black-crown-initiate/ 5. Samurai Jack game coming soon https://www.ign.com/articles/samurai-jack-video-game-announced-for-pc-ps4-xbox-and-switch 6. Man has hand sanitizer he can't sell on Amazon anymore https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/14/technology/coronavirus-purell-wipes-amazon-sellers.html 7. Man forced to donate sanitizer to charity https://www.today.com/news/brothers-who-hoarded-17-700-bottles-hand-sanitizer-forced-donate-t176028 8. Source Point Press comics http://sourcepointpress.com/ 9. Woman who stole car tells police that she's Beyonce https://www.huffpost.com/entry/surena-henry-beyonce-knowle_n_5e6900d5c5b68d61645e87f9 10. Church infects followers with spray bottle https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3075421/coronavirus-salt-water-spray-infects-46-church-goers 11. Sanitizer and toilet paper as arcade game prizes https://www.thestar.com.my/news/world/2020/03/13/hand-sanitisers-toilet-paper-become-arcade-game-prizes-amid-shortages-due-to-covid-19 12. Monkey fights in Thailand https://www.thaienquirer.com/9521/coronavirus-are-causing-monkey-wars-in-thailand/ QoftheW #1: What game sound effects are forever stuck in your head? QoftheW #2: What did you hate to learn, but glad you did? Salty Language #SQoftheW Playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4jYgl1q3T7buMzrFTcvnSc?si=5NTWNZnBRpqDbTyY-8tQSg Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language Blubrry: https://www.blubrry.com/salty_language/ TuneIn: http://tun.in/pi72k tangentboundnetwork.com dangerentertainment.net Share with your friends!