This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, the crane kick, Santa, Earth To Ned, Faygo, Cousin Eddie, scratch 'n' sniff boxers, beard straighteners, Busch Dog Brew, KFC gaming console, weird news, our QoftheW, and more! Shirts: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5643020-salty-language-core-shirt Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage Bryan's Go Fund Me: https://www.gofundme.com/9a7ce-life-reset&rcid=r01-15522763109-dfc5d1f679c94a45&pc=tw_co_campmgmt_w Links: 1. Busch Dog Brew https://www.busch.com/dogbrew 2. KFC game console with chicken warmer https://www.gamesradar.com/kfc-launches-4k-240fps-gaming-console-with-a-built-in-chicken-warmer/ 3. Illegal winery at a sewage plant https://apnews.com/article/alabama-illegal-winery-busted-sewage-90df58246b706d797d4a80a162f8b1ac 4. Drunk woman claims dog was driving https://www.mycomoxvalleynow.com/74617/car-ends-up-in-comox-ditch-woman-claims-dog-was-driving/?fbclid=IwAR1lWD6OVoPSW-3veqeww4R2DIzbLbgWh7v_9dqkakCTAcuS1V5HUgstY54 5. Man mauled by his pet hippo https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-mauled-death-pet-hippo 6. Deputies respond to cheetah sighting, find out its stuffed https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/deputies-respond-to-cheetah-sighting-in-oregon-that-turned-out-to-be-stuffed-animal 7. Man rollerblades naked down highway https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/naked-man-rollerblades-on-ohio-highway-wearing-panda-head/ 8. Son sues parents for throwing away adult collection https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/12/son-wins-lawsuit-after-mom-throws-away-his-best-porno-mags.html 9. Terrible Santa's village https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-17/adelaide-santas-winter-village-shut-down-social-media-backlash/12992880 10. Nickelodeon launching sports site for kids with pick em game https://www.legalsportsreport.com/46634/nfl-nickelodeon-launch-kids-site-with-sports-betting-like-elements/ 11. Salty Language Holiday Playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5GML2WVpgWYZ7M0z5xTCOd6ZJXdTJxoG QoftheW: If your last minor injury actually killed you instead, what would you have died doing? Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts! Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / [email protected] http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!