In this episode, we discuss Herring farts, assault with an armadillo, Ace Hardware selling zombie fighting gear, football prodigy not being allowed to score at will, exotic animals on the loose in Ohio, Nicolas Cage vampire picture, a man with a 100 lb scrotum, and more!

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1. Animals get loose in Ohio: http://tinyurl.com/6z65ypz2. Bear takes Prius for a ride: http://tinyurl.com/3mpatwz3. Ace Hardware sells zombie supplies: http://tinyurl.com/642tsrf 4. Gervais angers Down's Syndrome advocates: http://tinyurl.com/6aetmp55. Football league won''t let prodigy run wild: http://tinyurl.com/68apgc2 6. Nicolas Cage, vampire?: http://tinyurl.com/3z52fxg7. Guy gets huge slipper: http://tinyurl.com/6z4zy2u8. Microsoft Holodesk is amazing: http://tinyurl.com/6xsenrd 9. Herring fart to communicate: http://tinyurl.com/5uhcs3g10. Prison cuts weekend lunch: http://tinyurl.com/3ertcn311. Man with 100 lb scrotum needs help: http://tinyurl.com/3vhvmep 12. Woman assaults man with cupcakes: http://tinyurl.com/3jh48l713. Man hits woman with his frozen armadillo: http://tinyurl.com/3wxwsyf 14. 6 ways to be more successful: http://tinyurl.com/3mrhgbf