In this episode, we rant about a woman who wants more ridiculous breasts, an animal activist that tried to hire a hitman, inhalable caffeine, man who takes his son to a brothel, dwarf bull fighters, 12 year old girl found naked and eating out of a dumpster, UFO Phil, Man dies during comic book theft, Man charged with dog sodomy, teacher accused of sexing student, Stolen Valor Act, man survives 2 months snowed in his car, 90 year old man fights off robber, couch surfing stunt kills man, man urinates on transformer, meth brings races together, collecge student tried for stealing $2 pumpkin, man makes crazy claim to police, our site of the week, our top 5 Cult CLassic movies, would you rather questions, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends!

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1. Woman with massive breasts wants bigger ones: http://tinyurl.com/856tbrc2. Animal activist tries to hire hitman: http://tinyurl.com/85g6ydb 3. Inhalable caffeine? http://tinyurl.com/6qwle7o4. Man takes son to brothel to make him a man: http://tinyurl.com/7tdpwpp 5. Dwarf bull fighters paving a path: http://tinyurl.com/7ww63ok6. 12 year old girl found naked and eating out of dumpster: http://tinyurl.com/77gswld 7. UFO Phil, our next President: http://tinyurl.com/8a99yf88. Man dies during comic book theft: http://tinyurl.com/73swxxs 9. Superintendent charged with dog sodomy: http://tinyurl.com/7yvop4610. Teacher accused of sexing up student: http://tinyurl.com/7c8v233 11. Stolen Valor Act: violating 1st Amendment rights? http://tinyurl.com/7kxxvtb12. Man survives 2 months snowed in his car: http://tinyurl.com/76mujmz 13. 90 year old man fights off robber: http://tinyurl.com/8xbz2k714. Couch surfing kills man: http://tinyurl.com/6sjf4aa 15. Man sentenced for urinating on transformer: http://tinyurl.com/6tcjgb516. Meth brings races together: http://tinyurl.com/7a856jb 17. College student tried for stealing $2 pumpkin: http://tinyurl.com/7hr3gl718. Man tells police that he's half orangutan, and Elvis' brother: http://tinyurl.com/767y2xb Salty Shithead of the Week: http://tinyurl.com/7gujmhjSite O' The Week: http://wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com/