In this episode, we rant about New Assassin's Creed game, comics lose some legends, a movie about Nic Cage's stolen comic book, a drunk zamboni driver, old ladies playing bridge, couple uses Craigslist for sex partner, a transparency grenade, man drinks gas, sets himself on fire, college student steals hash browns in her pants, man blames bomb scare on diabetes, old men beat up kid with golf ball retrievers, man steals $400 from 2 year old, man jams cell phones on a bus, man leaves anal plug in cop car, hairstylist busted for giving illegal breast implants, mom gives kids heroin, Stephen Hawking likes strip joints, man gets wheelchair stuck after robbing store, man causes $600 to cop car with his teeth, KKK distances itself from WBC, man explodes woman's breast implant, man goes into Denny's make sandwich, our top 5, site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends!

Episode 33 links:

1. Assassin's Creed set in American Revolution times: http://tinyurl.com/84ebwqj2. Mom's group threatens boycott of Toys R Us over gay comic book: http://tinyurl.com/873khet 3. Marvel announcing gay character's marriage? http://tinyurl.com/7ajbl594. Ralph McQuarrie dies: http://io9.com/5890274 5. Sheldon Moldoff dies: http://tinyurl.com/795ng8e6. Moebius passes away: http://tinyurl.com/7uclltq7. Movie to be made about Cage's stolen comic? http://tinyurl.com/7or66cx 8. Drunk zamboni driver gets DUI: http://tinyurl.com/7c9afzr9. Charges dropped against old ladies' bridge game: http://tinyurl.com/6qhp3s9 10. Az. couple accused of using Craigslist to find dog for sex: http://tinyurl.com/6wr3d4t11. Transparency grenade: http://tinyurl.com/73tqcey 12. Man drinks gas, sets self on fire: http://tinyurl.com/7bomaw813. College student steals hash browns: http://tinyurl.com/73arpag 14. Elvis impersonator blames bomb scare on Diabetes: http://tinyurl.com/88blcsq15. Old guys beat up kid with golf ball retriever: http://tinyurl.com/82kgyg3 16. Man steals $400 from 2 year old: http://tinyurl.com/7f2m64a17. Man jams cell phones on bus: http://tinyurl.com/7djjpc3 18. Man leaves anal plug in cop car: http://tinyurl.com/7puxwnt19. Hairstylist busted for giving illegal breast implants: http://tinyurl.com/74ch7ul 20. Mom gives kids heroin: http://tinyurl.com/7lxemf321. Stephen Hawking loves strip joints? http://tinyurl.com/82lvaec 22. Man gets wheelchair stuck after robbing store: http://tinyurl.com/7y2npae23. Man causes $600 to cop car, with his teeth: http://tinyurl.com/7p3zfgu 24. KKK distances itself from WBC: http://tinyurl.com/7yejsxd25. Man stomps woman's breast, explodes implant: http://tinyurl.com/85k9lja 26. Man goes into Denny's, makes himself sammich: http://tinyurl.com/8yjm69hSalty Shithead of the week: http://tinyurl.com/73e4mfh Site of the week: http://www.rorschachmasks.com/