In this episode, we rant about a naked man steals a fire truck, a man shot himself in bulletproof vest, prostitute electrocutes herself, car gets crushed at redneck event, a curfew on cat cafes, cupcake atms, man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare, principal bullies gay students, woman sues school over roommate's sex, dead whale explodes, woman is grandmother at 23, janitors tie up kids in bathroom, marathon winner dq'ed for not signing up, man sues theaters over candy prices, chupacabras blamed for killing sheep, turkey attacks woman every day, U.S. Gov't seizing .coms, no more topless models on German newspaper cover, woman fakes Cancer to avoid jail, gets longer sentence, Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, our Top 5 movie weapons, our site of the week, Would You Rather? questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends!

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1. Naked man steals fire truck: http://tinyurl.com/7mqjk3h2. Man shoots himself in bulletproof vest to test it: http://tinyurl.com/7c3o5pm 3. Prostitute electrocuted drying client's clothes: http://tinyurl.com/7jpf5wb4. Girl's car crushed at Redneck Yacht Club: http://tinyurl.com/6ppl5ma 5. Japan puts curfew on cat cafes: http://tinyurl.com/89qj9kn6. Cupcake ATM: http://tinyurl.com/75nvf897. Man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare: http://tinyurl.com/74a7z6u 8. Principal bullies gay students: http://tinyurl.com/7unjl599. Woman sues school over roommate having too much sex: http://tinyurl.com/756rfy5 10. Dead whale explodes: http://tinyurl.com/7msl2p911. Woman is grandmother at 23: http://tinyurl.com/6kezto512. Janitors tied up kids in bathroom: http://tinyurl.com/73ml85g 13. Marathon winner disqualified for not signing up: http://tinyurl.com/7tvjenn14. Man sues theaters over candy prices: http://tinyurl.com/7afmlk3 15. Chupacabras blamed for sheep deaths: http://tinyurl.com/7vyttp816. Aggressive turkey stalks woman every day: http://tinyurl.com/7xsjoqa 17. U.S. Gov't seizing .coms: http://tinyurl.com/77jfaau18. Topless models no longer on German newspaper cover: http://tinyurl.com/6nyyajm 19. Woman fakes Cancer to avoid jail, gets longer jail sentence: http://tinyurl.com/6o3sykx20. Hulk Hogan has sex tape: http://tinyurl.com/7hoxeaa Site of the week: http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/