In this episode, we rant about The man saved by bear a hoax?, Google Glasses, 2 Lions players arrested for weed,ninjas steal medicinal marijuana, man mistakes woman's hair for bird and shoots her, man urinates on co-workers chairs, woman exposes breasts to police rather than talk to them, sequel to Tiger Woods spoof porn being made, male birth control shot, woman offers sexual favors for cheeseburgers, January Jones ate her placenta, woman uses prosthetic leg to kill boyfriend, woman buried dead husband in herb garden, virgin boy eggs, woman throws puppies at boyfriend, woman dislocates 2 vertebrae sneezing, teen accused of keeping sex photos of herself on school computer, Congressman pays for P90X with campaign funds, chimps use keyboards to talk to humans, our site of the week, Would you rather questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!

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