In this episode, we rant about Sin City 2, DC Direct going straight to consumers, Axl Rose skips Rock N Roll HOF, Gorillaz are done, man runs from woman that wants too much sex, man tries to rob bank with plunger, burglar destroys a Goodwill in a dress, paralyzed man evades cops, burglar caught in the shower, weightlifter shoots himself with dumbbell, man irons clothes on a child, marijuana grandma arrested, hamster comes back from the dead, man talks woman into molesting her daughter on webcam, man arrested with 89 bags of drugs on his penis, Wal Mart meth lab, vampire bounty offered in India, station shows porn on accident, cop jacks off in squad car, soft serve beer foam, teacher caught jerkin it during class, ridiculous crime spree, Chili's offers tablet ordering, our site of the week, Auto Correct Theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!

Episode 38 links:

1. Sin City 2 begins filming this Summer: http://tinyurl.com/6v4pokc2. DC Direct goes straight to consumers: http://tinyurl.com/6q8pbnn 3. Axl Rose skips Rock N Roll Hall of Fame ceremony: http://tinyurl.com/6qxhydr4. Blur and Gorillaz are done: http://tinyurl.com/bu5o2zx 5. Man runs from woman that wants too much sex: http://tinyurl.com/6qvw9a86. Man tries to rob banks with plunger: http://tinyurl.com/79op7f3 7. Burglar wears dress, trashes Goodwill store: http://tinyurl.com/79ypjja8. Paralyzed man escapes police twice: http://tinyurl.com/7xuexjk 9. Burglar caught in shower: http://tinyurl.com/7cdtuhe10. Weightlifter shoots himself with dropped dumbbell: http://tinyurl.com/7knzzqa 11. Man irons clothes on child's back: http://tinyurl.com/7qvj2pc 12. Marijuana Grandma captured: http://tinyurl.com/86zqnct13. Hamster comes back from dead: http://tinyurl.com/6vlll2k 14. Man coerced woman into molesting her daughter on webcam: http://tinyurl.com/7lrubfb15. Man arrested with 89 bags of drugs on penis: http://tinyurl.com/7szs28v 16. Another Wal-Mart meth lab: http://tinyurl.com/7x7ngkh17. Vampire bounty offered in India: http://tinyurl.com/7569fc4 18. Station shows porn instead of GMA: http://tinyurl.com/876fon719. Cop jacks off in squad car: http://tinyurl.com/7fkf29m 20. Soft serve beer foam: http://tinyurl.com/dy2h9oo21. Teacher caught jerking it during class: http://tinyurl.com/896ss74 22. Ridiculous crime spree: http://tinyurl.com/7fovr7b23. Chili's introduces touch screen tablet ordering: http://tinyurl.com/6mbjkxc Site of the week: http://www.photoshoptroll.com/