In this episode, we rant about suicidal cats, a japanese man that cooked and served his genitals, beer drinking cows raiding a party, woman goes on a spree at Piggly Wiggly, man goes into for kidney stone and finds out he's a woman, man marries a mannequin, man stabs himself and throws it at police, man tries to pay Denny's with weed, epic pooper scooper battle, Mangold skips chance to see sister in Olympics, giant jail with doors that can't close, missing vehicle actually hidden by tall grass, woman riding motorcycle hit in face with golf ball, gun fight breaks out over Kool-Aid, woman accused of choking boyfriend because he wouldn't marry her, woman squeezes man's testicle out of his scrotum, woman arrested for exposing herself gives great mug shot, gun range offers kids birthday parties, woman has condom inside her filled with drugs break at jail, man arrested outside courthouse for doing same crime, cat helicopter, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!

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