In this episode, we rant about MonkeyBrain Comics, Joker returns to DC, Marvel NOW!, God particle discovered, naked man accused of driving while tugging it, drunk man claims to be a covert agent and drank 100 beers, boy stabbed in eye during theatrical stunt, man cuts off own penis with an X-acto knife, British man has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos, scientists confirm existence of "old person smell", bikini robbery worth $200,000 goes wrong, horrible orangutan story,woman threatens to defecate on neighbor's lawn, voice mails, autocorrect theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Ain't Gonna Give No Jelly Roll by The Red Hook RamblersEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

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1. MonkeyBrain Comics launches: http://tinyurl.com/75cvjb92. Joker returns to DC Universe: http://tinyurl.com/7wmtxr93. Marvel NOW! announced: http://tinyurl.com/8a3r9gl 4. God particle discovered? http://tinyurl.com/7p8mz865. Naked man accused of tugging one out while driving:http://tinyurl.com/88f5pyx 6. Drunk man claims he is a covert agent and consumed 100 beers: http://tinyurl.com/7ovrv6w7. Boy stabbed in eye during theatrical stunt: http://tinyurl.com/7p9xgar 8. Man cuts off own penis with X-acto knife:http://tinyurl.com/76clt4f9. British man has 15 Miley Cyrus tattoos: http://tinyurl.com/7cj4b27 10. Scientists confirm existence of "old person smell" http://tinyurl.com/d9hqw7611. Bikini robbery worth $200,000 goes wrong: http://tinyurl.com/722pfgr 12. Horrible story about an orangutan: http://tinyurl.com/c6koyzv13. Woman threatened to defecate on neighbor's lawn: http://tinyurl.com/7nvjqe6