In this episode, we rant about reality tv helps the Air Force, silly baseball player injury, NFL player with ants in his pants, man returns used enemas, kid shoots himself to wake up from drug trip, rugby player urinates in shorts to avoid tackles, couple tries to smiggle baby in suitcase, opossum protein neutralizes nearly all poisons, naked man kills woman, off duty cop's gun discharges and kills woman, woman tells would be robber no, school bans student obsessed with revising, hoodie gives you a hug, bull and cow having sex delay traffic, glazed donut vodka, unsafe spray tan chemicals, texting fails, our site of the week and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song King of Swingers by The Swing NinjasEnd song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

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