In this episode, we rant about the cost of being Batman, a wife that cooks $15,000, a teen that fights a mailbox, parents that keep a loaded gun in baby carriage, man's penis stolen in his sleep, a man shoots himself battling with a mouse, and more weird news, strange crime, other stories, and voice mails!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Booze Infused Wisdom by TabEnd song Whiehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

Episode 53 links:

Cost of being Batman: http://tinyurl.com/cpj4x9cMan skydives from 18 miles up: http://tinyurl.com/bpysxt3 Internets defeats Burger King employee: http://tinyurl.com/cx99pl5 Woman refuses to leave toilet for 2.5 years: http://tinyurl.com/7s3u5sf Wife cooks $15k husband had hidden in oven: http://tinyurl.com/c8fr7qz Camouflaged house found in California park: http://tinyurl.com/ca7c7mr Business has 16 boulders stolen: http://tinyurl.com/d3wjylo Woman calls 911 over bad mugshot: http://tinyurl.com/cpb5rna Cancer patient has dad deny her Make A Wish trip: http://tinyurl.com/cwbeoum Man's joke leads to emergency rescue attempt: http://tinyurl.com/dygnbxh Teen on LSD fights mailbox: http://tinyurl.com/cwmbufn Beer truck tips over: http://tinyurl.com/cm7qdbm A bear walks in to a mall: http://tinyurl.com/c6zq84n Attempted murder with a toilet seat: http://tinyurl.com/corrste Man shoots himself while buying milk: http://tinyurl.com/bnm5cpf Four Loko and Jaeger Bombs linked to casual sex: http://tinyurl.com/bmfjlts Parents keep loaded gun in baby carriage: http://tinyurl.com/ca6ruee Man fails 72 times to impregnate woman: http://tinyurl.com/d5b3n7 Man raped to death by 6 women: http://tinyurl.com/codjh93 Man fell asleep stealing a car: http://tinyurl.com/77hh2ee Man has penis stolen in his sleep: http://tinyurl.com/c8xkl3y Sex doll saved from drowning: http://tinyurl.com/chsqr6d Man shoots self in battle with mouse: http://tinyurl.com/buz4c24