In this episode, Tate joins us again, and we rant about Disney buying Lucasfilms, man killed over Magic cards, Trekkie dating site, cop tases 10 year old, kids given cocaine for Halloween, Nissan replicates human skin for seat covers, karate student kicks intruder's butt, guy wins lotto after getting dumped, man kicked out of library sues, man has leg crushed by giant crucifix, world's biggest bra sold, man etches wife's genitals on her tombstone, woman swallows toothbrush, voice mails, auto correct theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song November Has Come by the Gorillaz

Episode links

Disney buys Lucasfilms http://tinyurl.com/atjqt5n

Man killed over Magic The Gathering cards: http://tinyurl.com/cvqn4wd

Trekkie dating site: http://tinyurl.com/9nw22tk

Cop tases 10 year old: http://tinyurl.com/aebuqb7 Gun fired at wedding leads to electrocution: http://tinyurl.com/cr83kpe Kids given cocaine for Halloween: http://tinyurl.com/b6pw6uv Nissan replicates human skin for car interiors: http://tinyurl.com/96u3ckt Man uses doomsday as reason to not pay ticket: http://tinyurl.com/c6gqbfn Karate student kicks intruder's butt: http://tinyurl.com/bamrpnn Girl breaks up with guy before he wins lottery: http://tinyurl.com/dyyo25v Man gets booted from library, sues for big time money: http://tinyurl.com/8rmdrkx Man has leg crushed by crucifix: http://tinyurl.com/8vegud5 World's biggest bra sold: http://tinyurl.com/cot3rjr Man etches wife's vagina onto tombstone: http://tinyurl.com/cpvcae5

Woman swallows toothbrush: http://tinyurl.com/cpllbor