In this episode, we rant about Violent J gets cancer, fan smuggles firecrackers into soccer game, school website tells students how to experiment with veggies, perfumers make sushi fragrance, man accused of killing and cooking his wife, clown dies during Macy's parade, man sneaks onto farm for creepy reasons, teacher told to make her breasts not produce milk, woman arrested for using skeletons for sex, woman tried to kill boyfriend with her breasts. Also, voice mails, our Top 5 beers, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Say It Loud by James Brown

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Violent J of ICP has skin cancer from face paint: http://tinyurl.com/asb5oqlFan smuggles firecrackers in, hurts goalie: http://tinyurl.com/aomvxsa School website tells ho kids can sexually experiment with veggies: http://tinyurl.com/buylj56Perfumers make sushi fragrance: http://tinyurl.com/beyh32d Man accused of killing his wife and cooking her parts: http://tinyurl.com/a83q6scClown dies during Macy's parade: http://tinyurl.com/accwfxc Man repeatedly sneaks on farm, covers himself in dung, and masturbates: http://tinyurl.com/6gjy5n6Teacher told to make her breasts not produce milk: http://tinyurl.com/alf7jab Woman arrested for using skeleton for sex: http://tinyurl.com/cyatq69Woman tried to kill boyfriend with DD breasts: http://tinyurl.com/a7gvh84