In this episode, we rant about A 5 year old that gets racy photos in his Christmas gift, a kid that finds a gun in their donated toy, Hulk Hogan's "Breastaurant", man dies after 28 raw eggs, man fends off chainsaw attack with an umbrella, rape provoking miniskirts banned, porn star gets gifts from fans, a man beats his kids for passing gas, our New Year's resolutions, voicemails, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Too Drunk To F**k by The Dead Kennedys

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5 year old gets 3DS with racy photos on it: http://tinyurl.com/cred52q Kid finds pistol in donated toy bear: http://tinyurl.com/bn6eafk Hulk Hogan to open "Breastaurant" http://tinyurl.com/c2rz3w5 Man dies after eating 28 raw eggs: http://tinyurl.com/d3k26rs Man fends off chainsaw attack with umbrella: http://tinyurl.com/d9h7cer Rape provoking miniskirts banned: http://tinyurl.com/ctbde6e Porn star gets 100 bottles of semen from fans: http://tinyurl.com/bsonse3 Man beats kids for passing gas: http://tinyurl.com/bm2pq3a