In this episode, we rant about A burn ward mascot, surgeons leave tools in patient, moisturizing jeans, fat shaming to cure obesity, 400 lb woman falls through sidewalk, woman snorts heroin at Applebee's, Air Force finds inappropriate materials during inspection, German soldiers growing breasts, woman hides cocaine and heroin in groin, strippers fight over $1 tip, man breaks into house poops and masturbates, our Top 5 Worst Bands, voicemails and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Totally by Screaching WeaselClosing song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

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"Flamy" the burn ward mascot http://tinyurl.com/bbavcjd Surgeons leave 16 tools in patient http://tinyurl.com/afpuagy Moisturizing jeans http://tinyurl.com/b6xvckr Bioethicist suggests fat shaming to cure obesity http://tinyurl.com/bc75kos 400 lb woman falls through sidewalk http://tinyurl.com/avkrfzz Woman snorts heroin at Applebee's http://tinyurl.com/byz528u Air force finds inappropriate materials http://tinyurl.com/ax9zaxs German soldiers growing breasts http://tinyurl.com/aepet78 Woman hides coke and heroin in groin http://tinyurl.com/a4cxjxu Strippers fight over $1 tip http://tinyurl.com/bgwt9dt

Man breaks into house, poops and masturbates http://tinyurl.com/aaorma4