In this episode, we rant about man drunk inside of Wal-Mart, dog steps on gas pedal man dies, man tattoos his name on girl's face, dreadlocks being stolen, hatchet wielding hitchhiker interview, 2 students lose fingers playing tug of war, boy suspended for throwing imaginary grenade, woman tried to kill her husband by poisoning her privates, man serenades police in the nude, a dress that turns transarent, our Top 5 Bucket list items, and moreSubscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Bring Da Noise by Public Enemy and AnthraxClosing Song Whitehaven Drinking Song by Nate Monoxide

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Man drunk drives INSIDE Wal-Mart: http://tinyurl.com/9wt38h9 Dog steps on gas pedal, man killed: http://tinyurl.com/adlevqo Man tattoos name across woman's face: http://tinyurl.com/a4k27ww Dreadlocks being stolen off of people's heads: http://tinyurl.com/bbop2cm Hatchet wielding hitchhiker interview: http://tinyurl.com/aqlx8zo 2 students lose fingers during tug of war: http://tinyurl.com/bjrlplf Boy suspended for throwing imaginary grenade: http://tinyurl.com/bg4uvxf Woman tried to kill husband by poisoning her privates: http://tinyurl.com/a3jdlct Man serenades police in the nude: http://tinyurl.com/a3jadg4

Dress turns transparent when the wearer gets aroused: http://tinyurl.com/a4m5m66