In this episode, we rant about a woman that tried to escape on Power Wheels, knife found in birthday cake, robbery stopped with hot coffee, mom duct tapes son's face, man tries to steal PBR and claims it's his genitals, woman had loaded revolver in her vagina, woman tries to sell vhs porn tapes door to door, man tells police "I love cocaine", woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer, hot turtle sex and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / [email protected]://salty.libsyn.com/webpage / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Universe by Punchline

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Woman tries to escape on Power Wheels: http://tinyurl.com/av58x5c Knife found in birthday cake: http://tinyurl.com/chzteyc Robbery stopped with hot coffee: http://tinyurl.com/a8jern2 Mom duct tapes son's face: http://tinyurl.com/b6p2wsv Man tries to steal PBR, claims it's his genitals: http://tinyurl.com/a7yqbzu Woman had loaded revolver in her vagina: http://tinyurl.com/b5fkwlv Woman tries to sell VHS porn door to door: http://tinyurl.com/clk77lf Man tells police "I love cocaine": http://tinyurl.com/ae3gfcy Woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer: http://tinyurl.com/at8ddp5 Hot turtle sex: http://tinyurl.com/ajebkbz